Ahoy Matey Pirate Costume for Toddlers, Red, Size M | California Costume Collection

Avast! Ahoy, ye filthy land-lubber! We be part of the FUN.com pirate crew and we be looking for new pirates to join with the crew! Be warned! Our voyages be filled with many a dangerous passage, and all the monsters of da sea be after our treasure... Ahem. Er, that is, we had a really tough time crossing the parking-lot this morning as those stupid squirrels were after our lunches again. Ugh. Hate them. Yeah, okay, so we might not be real pirates. But who wants to be a real pirate anyway? Real pirates lived in the age of scurvy! Without toothbrushes! We're more than happy to play pirate in the modern day instead, where we can buckle-swashes, and then go home to a nice bubble bath at the end of the day. As a matter of fact, we're pretty sure that's the best deal any pirate could ever hope for. So how about it. Does anyone you know want to be a pirate? Fun Details Because, if you do know someone who has a penchant for piracy, we might have just the thing for them. Our Toddler Ahoy Matey Discounted at only: US$ 19.99